reverseracists:

can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already

reverseracists:

can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

theslyfeminist:

pinkbunney:

itsjustkiikii:

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

He actually is kind of attractive. Wtf

I think you mean VERY attractive.

Pablo, Pablo, Pablo…

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

lightningbikingviking:

aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

lightningbikingviking:

aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

grimes x rihanna go pour it up
grimes x rihanna
go pour it up

thepollotropicalexperience:

go pour it up
grimes x rihanna
rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

  • My life: stoned, horny, bored and alone